I hereby declare this week null and void. No more bad news.
Katrina, this means you. No more destruction.
George Bush, you have to lock yourself in your room til Sunday. Sorry.
Also, doctors, no more bad news, kthnxbai. Go read a medical journal or something.
All the rest of you, to your houses. Get out your books and video games and movies, because we're all on house arrest.
*puts official stamp on it*
August 30 2005, 23:51:59 UTC 6 years ago
Bush, make that house arrest for the next three years. Same with Cheney.
August 30 2005, 23:57:24 UTC 6 years ago
good news
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!*hugs and licks*
August 31 2005, 01:46:44 UTC 6 years ago
Re: good news
*DIES**giggles madly and snuggles and kisses*
August 31 2005, 01:48:33 UTC 6 years ago
Re: good news
*revives and snuggles back* :DAugust 31 2005, 00:06:44 UTC 6 years ago
However, my powers of cosmic control are lacking lately. My sceptre of POWER is in the shop.
But I can bring you um. Hugs. And... My Cherrios icon which will hopefully get a giggle from you.
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*hugs*
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August 31 2005, 17:27:40 UTC 6 years ago
...This week's cancelled? WHOO HOO!
But, oh crap, I've got a JOB interview Friday morning at 11. SNAPS. STUPID LIFE!
♥ for you, kid. Hope you're feeling better!
August 31 2005, 22:17:58 UTC 6 years ago
I reiterate: Fuck Z-100 and WPLJ. Ran up my fucking cell phone bill trying to win Green Day tickets to Giants stadium... Again, Fuck Z-100 and WPLJ.